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And I was having a hormone essentially all weekend which, on top of the drinking, added up to a lot of watching La Belle et la Bête and eating my weight in chocolate.
If I keep going this way it won't be long before the fire department has to cut me out of my house and load me in a whale sling in the back of some giant truck and hose me down with water on the way to the ocean to free my big fat Willy ass.
Christ.
I don't really know where I'm going with this except going through menopause twenty years before I'm supposed to isn't much of a thrill, though I wouldn't have a ute again for all the coke in Columbia either, so. I'm basically just epically unsatisfied no matter what. I'm also unsure of whether the coke/Columbia reference was correct. I never google that shit though, in case I'm ever erroneously arrested and they seize my laptop. I always go to the library if I need to ask google how to kill my husband and get away with it. And I sign in using the name of this bitch who spat gum in my hair in seventh grade. She's the one who should be arrested.
What was I talking about?
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Anyway. I'm obviously a perfectly rational drunk. And now that I think about it, Neil Patrick Harris is too skinny anyway.
11 People Love My Gucci:
Saddest ever about Neil Patrick Harris. Problem is that we know him by his full name so even if we were men, or he were straight, screaming his full name in bed - which WOULD happen, just LOOK at him - would probably be awkward for him. "Can't you just call me Neil?" Poor man.
Uh, anyway. If you haven't watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, do it now. He's awesome in it. Warning (Spoiler-ish alert, but not too bad): It has a sad ending. But is hilarious and awesome. Or, I think so, at least.
I can't get past seeing him as Doogie Howser.. still. Vin diesel now that I would weep over being gay, Shemar Moore another one I would hold a funeral for his loss to the gay side. Ironically Vin has an identical twin who is gay
Revel in the fact that if either of them weren't gay or dead, they couldn't help but fall in love with you! With or without whale sling.
BTW--it's Colombia. Unless you're speaking of the coke in the District of. Which might be about the same amount...
Sometimes I too forget that he is gay, I remember when he came out. His husband and him adopted twins too so he has that whole good Dad thing happening. Ryan Gosling is WAY over rated...I just don't get it.
Also...sorry for your change of life but glad you aren't suffering in uterus pain anymore!
Oh, Mama. You're well on your way to recovery! Booze, food, friends and while promiscuous protected sex may not be happening, lusting after unavailable dead and gay men is a perfectly acceptable substitution. For the homicide of asshole men, well, we know how that will happen- VAGSHOEING! Love your Gucci-ness.
OK, you really didn't know about NPH until 6 months ago? I'm so sorry . . . you know he's "married" and has a child (or two), right? I mourned myself, when I found out. I'd fight you for that man, were he straight. Not saying I'd win, mind you, but oh, I'd bring it. A little. :)
Gucci, you might be able to lure NPH over to the dark side. ;)
On the plus side of "the change", you have 20 years less of spending money on tampons. Add all the money your saving up over the 20 years and to buy yourself something totally fabulous! (Not gin, though.)
Admittedly, I was seriously disappointed when I found out Lance Bass was gay. He was the only marginally attractive member of N*Sync (which I still listen to, so feel free to judge).
What IS the deal with Ryan Gossling? Seriously. No thanks.
You know who else is gay?
Joe Biden. Shhhh, its a big State-secret!
I am amazed to get this information. thanks for posting.
Joe Biden. Shhhh, its a big St
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