Because pushing a stroller is just more fun in seven hundred dollar shoes.

24 January, 2010

Frequently Asked Questions

The name of your blog is Mama Still Wears Gucci. Is that true?
Yes. I am a mama and I do wear Gucci. Though not as often as I used to, because babies are messy, and like to chew on things.

But, you don't talk about Gucci very often.
True. This is not a fashion blog. Mama Still Wears Gucci is more of an attitude, a lifestyle, if you will. It says that just because you're a mom doesn't mean you need to dress like one. And if you look carefully, you might find reference to the latest multi-hundred dollar pair of shoes I didn't tell my husband I purchased.

I'm not a mom. Can I still wear Gucci?

If you can afford it, knock yourself out.

Will you buy me some Gucci to get my collection started?

No. But, I do have giveaways from time to time. There's bound to be some Gucci making its way out of here to one of you at some point.

I hate you, and I want you to know it. Also, I like to start shit by cutting up you/your children/your beliefs/your Gucci while hiding behind anonymous comments. Is this acceptable?

Knock your bitch self out.  But at least put some effort into it.

Is pushing a stroller really more fun in seven hundred dollar shoes?

Yes.

You sometimes say you're "psychotically OCD". Explain.
It's essentially as bad as it sounds. I have a paralyzing fear of germs, public ladies rooms, and mess. I also have a serious aversion to cats, dentists, and democrats. It's crippling, but I'm working through it.

If you were stranded on an island and you could have a lifetime supply of one thing and nothing else, assuming you were sheltered and fed, what would it be?
Diet. Coke. Period.


I have a burning desire to express my undying love for you. How do I go about something like that?First, you can follow me. Click on the "follow" tab up there in the sidebar where you see "google friend connect". Second, you can become a fan of MSWG on Facebook; you will find a button for this in the sidebar as well. Third, you can shower me with Gucci and Diet Coke. I'll be your friend for life.


22 People Love My Gucci:

Shell said...

I love your response about anonymous comments. Fabulous.

Sassy Pants Freckle Face said...

Cute, now where is my answer? hummmmm????

Shandal said...

This post was really funny!

Beckie said...

There. All of my burning questiosn answered within one blog. How do you manage being so damn perfect? LoL.

Yaya said...

Ah yes. I have severe OCD. I'm with ya girl!
And stupid anonymous commenters need to get a life...

Samantha said...

Your list of things you are "psychotically OCD" about, made me laugh...especially the Democrat part.

Alyssa said...

I'm with Samantha on this one...how stupid do I feel with nothing original to say? Funny post. Thanks!

I guess I wish this could be anonymous...

Holly Homemaker said...

This has got to be the best blog I've stumbled across in a while, witty mamas are hard to find these days! Hahaha :)

Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous said...

I like! I like!

Justine said...

OMG, now you're making up your own questions to answer? heeheeheeeeeeeee! Loved this!

Justine :o )

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

You better share your DC with me missy!!

Hallie :)

CJ said...

I didn't know your blog was political. U said u have a serious adversion to Democrats? WOW! To each their own, but me is SOOOO REPUBLICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HeatherF1 said...

Well, I am a democrat, but I won't let your love of Rush sway me too much!

Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous said...

There's a little something for you on my post today!

Tracy said...

Republican FTW! :)

on a side note... I work in a surgical center and was just told by a patient taht I look like Sarah Palin. Then he said that he "didn't mean to offend" me. I looked at him and said, "I'm not offended at all, she's a strong woman, a strong momma, and republican... she's got it all going on!" :-D

Putz said...

this i really really loved. honest, i do not hate you or your children, and eat you up i might but it would be because of love and not hate, and you not only make me laugh, but excite, no i better not say that...and on the above comment about sarha ha ha palin, i hope she and her dughaughter get some of that child support money, they need it, oh damn i forgot you and demo cats are emonies....seriously the more i write to you the better i feel

Aha! It's The Obnoxious SAHM said...

Great blog :)

Misty said...

MMMMMwwwwahahahaha. I love it. ALL of it.

happygal said...

oh so funny on the anon comments! Loving reading your blog and will be back for sure!

Teri said...

You had me hooked with the aversion to Democrats! Well, and everything else. :)

Jericho said...

Halfway, huh? Well that's great! It means we've still got works to do, and that should be loads of fun. :)
From MY first visit HERE, I think I've met you halfway....

Jericho said...

Halfway, huh? Well that's great. It means we still have work to do, and that should be fun! :) Now, from MY first visit HERE, I can say that I definitely have met you halfway. ;)

 
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