Because pushing a stroller is just more fun in seven hundred dollar shoes.

31 January, 2008

Meet Gucci

Congratulations, you've found me.  This is the first of many steps on your path to Fabulous.  I am loud and outspoken.  I am stunningly beautiful (I mean, look at me).  I sit just slightly North of psychotic on the OCD scale, and I am never, ever wrong.  Well, one time I was, but we don't talk about that time.






For the answers to the most burning of questions, please visit the FAQ section.



13 People Love My Gucci:

Putz said...

I JUST HAD TO MAKE THE COMPARISON OF YOU PIIGGING OUT ON COKKIE DOUGH BATTER AND YOU SITTING HERE ALL SKINNY IN YOUR QUEENLY CROWN.....HAVE YOU EVER MADE THE COMPARISON????????????????

Putz said...

how come no body else makes comments on ths most aspicious poast??????????it is because you have hidden it so well and they don't know the real you is hiding here

Teri said...

Yea March of Dimes! Two of my daughter's babies were each born three months early. Anna-Grace is two and Josiah is 3. Neither have any typical preemie problems! I hate to think what would have happened without the tireless efforts of the MoD.

lookitsbray said...

You have a brand new reader. Fuck you make me laugh.

Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

I love what you're doing for my friend, Veronica. And it turns out I've been coming back to your blog to read your posts because you're witty and entertaining. Are you going to go out with the cop?! Think of all the fun you could have with that uniform...

Anyway, keep it up!

~Natalie

Anonymous said...

wow, you are an utterly disgusting cow.

The Bipolar Diva said...

disgusting cow + Anon. = envy

♥ you.

Beckie said...

I miss the Douche of the Week. Clearly all anonymous commenters are under that category but I still miss the announcement :)

Osbasso said...

Shouldn't that be "udderly"? C'mon, anon! You could have been critical AND humorous in one shot! You would have failed miserable, of course, but passing on a two-for-one? Poor attempt...

Randomness that Sparkles said...

Hey, posting from my phone so it prolly will nit show who it is. Anon needs a fucking life. What the hell is up with the douche bags leaving shitty comments? Haters!!!! Lmao. Must be an ugly chick!

The Queen said...

A-Asshole
N-nutshit
O-offering
N-nonesense
Y-you
M-might
O-order
U-under
S-senselessness

Gucci Mama said...

Anon, that's not what your husband said.

Boobies said...

I can't help but notice that some of your 'fans' are illiterate. What do you think this means?

Do you feel compelled to purchase Hooked on Phonics for them?

 
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